Archive for February, 2012

26
Feb
  • Remember when you had to ask people if they even had email? Now I have so many addresses I've lost count. Nine, I think. #
  • All the space in my brain formerly reserved for the phone numbers of friends and family is now crammed full of passwords and usernames. #
  • Big news! Our film Duke & The King will make its World Premiere this April at the Nashville Film Festival! http://t.co/fPiT7Rew #
  • Great news about our film! RT @dukekingmovie: Duke & The King to have World Premiere at Nashville Film Festival! http://t.co/NREo0swj #Elvis #
  • Any filmmakers used the Blender open source 3D software? What's the learning curve like for modeling in it? #
  • This really happened to me yesterday. RT @realsouthernmen: "If I Hadn't Stopped: Conversations from the Walmarts" http://t.co/fBhXwA4P #
  • Check out @NicklausLouis' take on the "Sh** ____ Say" video meme…and pray these idiots don't rob you. http://t.co/JpGQqEcc #
  • Thanks for the shout-out, @nicklauslouis! I won't say I'm a gracious listener. http://t.co/coeQX0My in reply to NicklausLouis #
  • Last night, I dreamt survivalists hot dogged my yard & then saved me from a massive solar flare…and that my cat befriended a narwhal. #
  • Today we commemorate Lint, with the annual cleaning of the dryer's lint screen. #
  • Something…sleep…morning…coffee… #
  • Nice road win for Bama! Big dance dreams still alive. #rolltide #
  • I love that movie night with my kids could just as easily be a nature documentary as an animated film. #
  • LOST: 10-15 pounds of extra fat. If found, please return to… Never mind. You can keep it. #
  • I wish I had been born in a barn, so nobody would expect me to close doors. #
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19
Feb
  • Spending a chilly Sunday at @OutpostPictures, where the coffee is hot and the edits are smokin'! #
  • Just back from a day trip to Atlanta. What'd I miss? #
  • Happy Valentine's Day, everyone: the day when we commemorate a Catholic saint who was beheaded by giving chocolates and crap. #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, where they…I don't know…something clever about editing. #
  • Bonaroo and the Hangout Festival have amazing lineups this year. Too bad I don't go to concerts. #
  • When the power goes out (like it has three days in a row here), I'm reminded of how useless my skills would be in a post-apocalyptic world. #
  • Remember these spots from 1993? AT&T totally predicted the future in them, sometimes underestimating it: http://t.co/vO0h8DDR #
  • I've thought I'd like to buy this house and build a live-steam railroad on the property, but that's ridiculous. I want to build a… #
  • Need help: what's the commercial showing some white dude visiting an Asian farm & they ride on a small engine monorail at the end? #
  • Funny stuff! RT @NicklausLouis: @wannabef Can I get a RT? Sh*t Burglars Say http://t.co/JpGQqEcc #
  • It's official: there is no internet search that doesn't return pictures of cats. #catsruletheinterwebs #
  • I've been searching for a certain commercial. Some might call that slacking off and watching TV all day…those who lack vision. #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: More Round Two Results and Four New Match-ups! http://t.co/fI2G1LIh #
  • This is still basketball, right? RT @aldotcomsports: UAB 17, SMU 12 at halftime http://t.co/JxFUeQ0H #
  • "More fish for Kunta." Happy Birthday, Levar Burton! #SaveCommunity http://t.co/npjGeYHg #
  • In two weeks, I will be the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" … a.k.a. 42. #
  • Good things in the offing: RT @dukekingmovie: We've got some exciting news about Duke & The King coming in the next few days. Stay tuned… #
  • From what I gather, Adele is a singer who was treated badly & wrote some songs about it. So…she's basically singing her Facebook timeline? #
  • What if the logo smells really nice and has good taste in music? RT @davekerpen: People want to talk to people, not logos. # #
  • Perhaps the most bewildering product packaging of all time…as seen at Cracker Barrel: http://t.co/D9q7Waky #mullet #toys #photography #
  • I own neither. Help me choose which to buy. RT @realsouthernmen: Gun or Truck? Let the debate begin! http://t.co/aA8bLpE5 #
  • Needing this one today: "Wait for the Lord; be strong and let your heart take courage; wait for the Lord!" Notice it's "take" not "make." #
  • Happy Random Acts of Kindness Day! #weirdholidays #mynewthing #
  • If everyone had Flipboard for the iPad, there would be far more Twitter users. #
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12
Feb
  • Quite possibly the most inspiring album to which a comedy writer could ever listen: http://t.co/PyB8gjQv #
  • RT @slashfilm: Harrison Ford in Early Talks for ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel http://t.co/DgQnsayK #
  • Okay, done with football. Back to writing and listening to William Shatner talk-sing. #
  • The Disneyland iPad app is hands-down one of the most feature-rich apps I've seen…and it's free. http://t.co/IaOEGAGj #
  • I only thought Shatner's covers of Major Tom and Space Oddity were surreal. This takes the cake: http://t.co/TrIMsfxL #
  • Act I of my new screenplay is done. Not ready to reveal the title just yet… #
  • Shaq once seemed unstoppable. Then he met the script for Kazaam. #
  • The next couple of months are suddenly looking very busy on a number of fronts. #goodthing #
  • Three days. 58 pages…so far. Plotting out your scenes on index cards really does help. #screenwriting #
  • Fifteen more pages so far today. Hoping to knock out the first draft in the next 24 hours… #screenwriting #
  • Ninety-one pages. The first draft is done. #
  • Head back to @OutpostPictures, where the prices are conservative, the video is progressive and the coffee is consumed liberally #
  • Concerned that I got a little happy with the "call-backs" in my new script. Or maybe I need more… #comedyistricky #
  • As it's been a very busy week, I'm outsourcing my tweets and status updates for the day. Reply with samples for consideration. #
  • Just back from being a fly on the wall (w/camera) at a service project some friends are doing for a widow in west B'ham. #truereligion #
  • Sad about Whitney Houston. That kind of beauty, fame and success comes at a price…which explains why I'm so happy. #
  • Was hoping these were made of manure because, well, they look like it. RT @designtaxi: An eco-friendly LEGO alternative http://t.co/sGjJyzBi #
  • "Seeking Major Tom" by @williamshatner made for great inspiration music as I wrote this week! #
Category : Twitter | Blog
5
Feb
  • Working on a new screenplay. Plenty of great scenes in my head, but I'm hung up on character names right now. Names, anyone? #
  • De-Yankeefy America! RT @realsouthernmen: Last chance to help us create the 10-Step Program of Real Southerness! http://t.co/5dk4lAgq #
  • Just found a chart that listed the most popular baby names in Taiwan. #1 for girls is…Cindy. #guesswhojustgottheBradyBunch #
  • Anyone know anything about Chinese names and meanings? Looking for a name that isn't stereotypical (Chang, Lee, etc.) & has some character. #
  • Another look at our over-reaching copyright laws: http://t.co/JoUuzlKC #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: The 10-Step Program of Real Southerness http://t.co/JqbDR1yj #
  • Just realized that with iOS5 I can finally use the WordPress visual editor on the iPad. #notexcitingtoyou #lifechangingforme #
  • It's Groundhog Day…again #
  • I woke my wife this morning with a snippet of "I got you babe." #worshippingtherat #
  • Von Braun @ The U.S. Space and Rocket Center http://t.co/wlzORppR #
  • Checking out the Orion capsule http://t.co/0LyfeFae #
  • The Mardi Gras tree, aka giant cat toy, had to come down. Kittens… #
  • It seems that one's appreciation for the quality of the B'ham Addy's is directly proportional to the # of trophies one wins. #
  • Cashing in a Christmas present – hoops date night! http://t.co/lUWmIPCr #
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