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11
Mar

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-11

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  • I've never watched this show before tonight, but I think the name should be "Not Finding Bigfoot." Or "The Mullet Adventures." You pick. #
  • I'm wearing blue plaid slip-ons with a crimson shirt, a.k.a. my "I stopped caring yesterday" outfit. #
  • Our most consistently popular post: RT @realsouthernmen: The Best of RSM: Southern Cussemisms http://t.co/2Dkc7Zm7 #
  • Still at @OutpostPictures, where they won't let me leave! #
  • It's 11:15, a.k.a. quittin' time. Maybe I can get home by midnight… #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, where the foamy editing goodness floats on a sea of java. #
  • RIP, Robert Sherman, half of one of the greatest songwriting duos of all time. http://t.co/P7IuDh6r #
  • Nothing is more infectious than a smile…except herpes. #
  • It's time to kill QWERTY. RT @realsouthernmen: Twanglish Trumps QWERTY http://t.co/A0danNz3 #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, where the motto is: "You shoot 'em; we'll slice 'em up real nice." #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: The Best of RSM: 10 Odd Facts About the Civil War http://t.co/2AOCNcuK #
  • Another day at @OutpostPictures, Home of the Original Free-Range Editor. #
  • Excuse me, I think I had a coronal mass ejection. http://t.co/suf6cY6e #
  • We will not whine before it's time. It's time. RT @carybynum: Another late nite edit with @wannabef. Saving the world one ad at a time. #
  • Mornin' all! Off to glorious Canton, GA today to shoot with @KEWheeler for @DukeKingMovie. #
  • Sunset in Canton http://t.co/Qi7lPS1E #
  • A thing of beauty @ Jim Davenport's Pizza Palace http://t.co/L0FFFFXn #
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4
Mar

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-04

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  • Pho time! @ Saigon Noodle House http://t.co/5uiXJBl6 #
  • And the award for best dead celebrity goes to… #
  • Headed for colder climes today. Here's hoping I don't regret putting my coat in a checked bag. #
  • It's never good to see emergency vehicles lining the runway as your plane returns to an airport you just left. #fb #
  • Safely on the ground in Green Bay. #fb #
  • Wrapping up two non-stop days of shooting interviews in Green Bay. I'm tarred. #
  • Sad to hear today's news. There are too few singing monkeys in the world as it is. #
  • Staying at aloft hotel. It's hip, whimsical and I think it's cool, but cool is fleeting. Case in point: The Gobbler. http://t.co/izUbV8yi #
  • Just got my first TSA full-body scan and pat-down…in Green Bay, of all places. Maybe I look like a notorious cheese smuggler. #
  • Hanging with @KEWheeler, working on a little Dukin' and Kingin'. (@DukeKingMovie) #
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26
Feb

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-26

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  • Remember when you had to ask people if they even had email? Now I have so many addresses I've lost count. Nine, I think. #
  • All the space in my brain formerly reserved for the phone numbers of friends and family is now crammed full of passwords and usernames. #
  • Big news! Our film Duke & The King will make its World Premiere this April at the Nashville Film Festival! http://t.co/fPiT7Rew #
  • Great news about our film! RT @dukekingmovie: Duke & The King to have World Premiere at Nashville Film Festival! http://t.co/NREo0swj #Elvis #
  • Any filmmakers used the Blender open source 3D software? What's the learning curve like for modeling in it? #
  • This really happened to me yesterday. RT @realsouthernmen: "If I Hadn't Stopped: Conversations from the Walmarts" http://t.co/fBhXwA4P #
  • Check out @NicklausLouis' take on the "Sh** ____ Say" video meme…and pray these idiots don't rob you. http://t.co/JpGQqEcc #
  • Thanks for the shout-out, @nicklauslouis! I won't say I'm a gracious listener. http://t.co/coeQX0My in reply to NicklausLouis #
  • Last night, I dreamt survivalists hot dogged my yard & then saved me from a massive solar flare…and that my cat befriended a narwhal. #
  • Today we commemorate Lint, with the annual cleaning of the dryer's lint screen. #
  • Something…sleep…morning…coffee… #
  • Nice road win for Bama! Big dance dreams still alive. #rolltide #
  • I love that movie night with my kids could just as easily be a nature documentary as an animated film. #
  • LOST: 10-15 pounds of extra fat. If found, please return to… Never mind. You can keep it. #
  • I wish I had been born in a barn, so nobody would expect me to close doors. #
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19
Feb

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19

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  • Spending a chilly Sunday at @OutpostPictures, where the coffee is hot and the edits are smokin'! #
  • Just back from a day trip to Atlanta. What'd I miss? #
  • Happy Valentine's Day, everyone: the day when we commemorate a Catholic saint who was beheaded by giving chocolates and crap. #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, where they…I don't know…something clever about editing. #
  • Bonaroo and the Hangout Festival have amazing lineups this year. Too bad I don't go to concerts. #
  • When the power goes out (like it has three days in a row here), I'm reminded of how useless my skills would be in a post-apocalyptic world. #
  • Remember these spots from 1993? AT&T totally predicted the future in them, sometimes underestimating it: http://t.co/vO0h8DDR #
  • I've thought I'd like to buy this house and build a live-steam railroad on the property, but that's ridiculous. I want to build a… #
  • Need help: what's the commercial showing some white dude visiting an Asian farm & they ride on a small engine monorail at the end? #
  • Funny stuff! RT @NicklausLouis: @wannabef Can I get a RT? Sh*t Burglars Say http://t.co/JpGQqEcc #
  • It's official: there is no internet search that doesn't return pictures of cats. #catsruletheinterwebs #
  • I've been searching for a certain commercial. Some might call that slacking off and watching TV all day…those who lack vision. #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: More Round Two Results and Four New Match-ups! http://t.co/fI2G1LIh #
  • This is still basketball, right? RT @aldotcomsports: UAB 17, SMU 12 at halftime http://t.co/JxFUeQ0H #
  • "More fish for Kunta." Happy Birthday, Levar Burton! #SaveCommunity http://t.co/npjGeYHg #
  • In two weeks, I will be the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" … a.k.a. 42. #
  • Good things in the offing: RT @dukekingmovie: We've got some exciting news about Duke & The King coming in the next few days. Stay tuned… #
  • From what I gather, Adele is a singer who was treated badly & wrote some songs about it. So…she's basically singing her Facebook timeline? #
  • What if the logo smells really nice and has good taste in music? RT @davekerpen: People want to talk to people, not logos. # #
  • Perhaps the most bewildering product packaging of all time…as seen at Cracker Barrel: http://t.co/D9q7Waky #mullet #toys #photography #
  • I own neither. Help me choose which to buy. RT @realsouthernmen: Gun or Truck? Let the debate begin! http://t.co/aA8bLpE5 #
  • Needing this one today: "Wait for the Lord; be strong and let your heart take courage; wait for the Lord!" Notice it's "take" not "make." #
  • Happy Random Acts of Kindness Day! #weirdholidays #mynewthing #
  • If everyone had Flipboard for the iPad, there would be far more Twitter users. #
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12
Feb

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-12

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  • Quite possibly the most inspiring album to which a comedy writer could ever listen: http://t.co/PyB8gjQv #
  • RT @slashfilm: Harrison Ford in Early Talks for ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel http://t.co/DgQnsayK #
  • Okay, done with football. Back to writing and listening to William Shatner talk-sing. #
  • The Disneyland iPad app is hands-down one of the most feature-rich apps I've seen…and it's free. http://t.co/IaOEGAGj #
  • I only thought Shatner's covers of Major Tom and Space Oddity were surreal. This takes the cake: http://t.co/TrIMsfxL #
  • Act I of my new screenplay is done. Not ready to reveal the title just yet… #
  • Shaq once seemed unstoppable. Then he met the script for Kazaam. #
  • The next couple of months are suddenly looking very busy on a number of fronts. #goodthing #
  • Three days. 58 pages…so far. Plotting out your scenes on index cards really does help. #screenwriting #
  • Fifteen more pages so far today. Hoping to knock out the first draft in the next 24 hours… #screenwriting #
  • Ninety-one pages. The first draft is done. #
  • Head back to @OutpostPictures, where the prices are conservative, the video is progressive and the coffee is consumed liberally #
  • Concerned that I got a little happy with the "call-backs" in my new script. Or maybe I need more… #comedyistricky #
  • As it's been a very busy week, I'm outsourcing my tweets and status updates for the day. Reply with samples for consideration. #
  • Just back from being a fly on the wall (w/camera) at a service project some friends are doing for a widow in west B'ham. #truereligion #
  • Sad about Whitney Houston. That kind of beauty, fame and success comes at a price…which explains why I'm so happy. #
  • Was hoping these were made of manure because, well, they look like it. RT @designtaxi: An eco-friendly LEGO alternative http://t.co/sGjJyzBi #
  • "Seeking Major Tom" by @williamshatner made for great inspiration music as I wrote this week! #
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5
Feb

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05

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  • Working on a new screenplay. Plenty of great scenes in my head, but I'm hung up on character names right now. Names, anyone? #
  • De-Yankeefy America! RT @realsouthernmen: Last chance to help us create the 10-Step Program of Real Southerness! http://t.co/5dk4lAgq #
  • Just found a chart that listed the most popular baby names in Taiwan. #1 for girls is…Cindy. #guesswhojustgottheBradyBunch #
  • Anyone know anything about Chinese names and meanings? Looking for a name that isn't stereotypical (Chang, Lee, etc.) & has some character. #
  • Another look at our over-reaching copyright laws: http://t.co/JoUuzlKC #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: The 10-Step Program of Real Southerness http://t.co/JqbDR1yj #
  • Just realized that with iOS5 I can finally use the WordPress visual editor on the iPad. #notexcitingtoyou #lifechangingforme #
  • It's Groundhog Day…again #
  • I woke my wife this morning with a snippet of "I got you babe." #worshippingtherat #
  • Von Braun @ The U.S. Space and Rocket Center http://t.co/wlzORppR #
  • Checking out the Orion capsule http://t.co/0LyfeFae #
  • The Mardi Gras tree, aka giant cat toy, had to come down. Kittens… #
  • It seems that one's appreciation for the quality of the B'ham Addy's is directly proportional to the # of trophies one wins. #
  • Cashing in a Christmas present – hoops date night! http://t.co/lUWmIPCr #
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29
Jan

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-29

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  • Just spotted a sign that read, "Alabama & SEC is best." I agree. Their subject and verb do not. #
  • On this date in 1904, the night of the glowing tornado: http://t.co/7tHkRXjg(via ABC 33/40 weather blog) #
  • Reason #98 it's good to be self-(un)employed: staying up all night watching tornado coverage and then sleeping 'til 11. #
  • RT @RealSouthernMen: Tea baggers, racists and Updyke – Oh, my! Common Decency and the Southern Man http://t.co/4hQb3Zc1 #
  • In honor of "Man on a Ledge," I'm writing a similarly-titled script: "That Guy Over There by the Trashcan." #
  • Oscar season these days always reminds me of one thing: I never go to the movies. #
  • Hey, if any of you happen to be in the neighborhood of Google+, drop by and check in on my account. I can't be bothered with it right now. #
  • My 6 y.o. is listening to the Beatles' Revolver while bathing in his newly re-decorated Mickey Mouse bathroom. Classic. Pop. Culture. #
  • Paul Winchell, the original Tigger, maneuvered with Dr. Heimlich to patent the first artificial heart. #notcalledtheTiggerTicker #
  • Because they're all essentially the same, I present my Generic State of the Union Template: http://t.co/BgzyfQBO #
  • RT @RealSouthernMen: Some Southern Sweets Soar, Some Sink http://t.co/aTB58KBw #
  • This week has been joyfully unproductive so far, but it's time to get down to "bidness." #
  • Heading into an interview with @bhammag about @RealSouthernMen. Hoping they don't have a camera with them… #
  • I find it mildly shocking that, if Google results are to be believed, no one has ever named a child Jacquenzie. #
  • What are the 10 most important Southern traits? RT @RealSouthernMen: Help Us Decide: 10 Steps to Real Southerness http://t.co/JhLujWRs #
  • Morning all! Question: what's your favorite online bookmarking site/service? #
  • Solyndra was supposed to be a "green" company. Solyndra. Green… It's people! http://t.co/7BecjxCV #
  • Does the Disneyfication of copyright law go too far? http://t.co/jlFnIpqu #
  • Perhaps Newt could hire these kids to create a moon colony out of Lego: http://t.co/8vNP2jUd #
  • Read it. You know you "ort to." RT @realsouthernmen: Twanglish Lesson: Otter, Awta & Orta http://t.co/FcL4m50a #
  • I've often joked about burying a school bus as a storm/disaster/lawnmower apocalypse shelter. These people did it. http://t.co/2kWqplSf #
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22
Jan

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

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  • Stoked about the ESV Study Bible for Kindle. This must be how people felt about their first Gutenberg…bible, not Steve. #
  • My daughter will graduate HS in 2019. Don't know whether she'll go to college or live in an off-world colony being served by replicants. #
  • Wrapping up two hours of supervising 13 Kindergarten boys. This church really needs an open bar. #fb #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: Vote now in the Southern Sweets Showdown Lightning Round! http://t.co/LcpswrJY #
  • Just got some spam with the signature "Dacota Volksoploop." That is so going to be my new pen name. #
  • "Homeschools are an inspiring example of how entrepreneurism can overcome government incompetence." http://t.co/9ZmAfBrw #
  • Congrats to Juan Williams for skewing the debate over Newt's ideas toward race and away from the real issue: child labor laws. Fail. #
  • I do all my writing on the computer or the iPad, but there is something innately beautiful about coffee rings smearing ink on a notepad. #
  • RT @40kbooks: #Publishing Top self-published Kindle ebooks of 2011 – a report, by @namenick http://t.co/JXt1qq2U #
  • RT @brittbook: Paula Deen diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. http://t.co/5w9FYxWK || In other shocking news, matches linked to fire hazard. #
  • In one hour, I'm going dark to protest SOPA & PIPA. So if you need to insult me, make it quick. #
  • Back from my SOPA blackout. What'd I miss? #
  • Looking for a good screenwriting app for the iPad. Any recommendations? #screenwriters #iPad #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: RSM Profile: A Real Southern Dog http://t.co/402QRuHK #
  • This could be fun! RT @Macworld: Macworld's first look at iBooks Author http://t.co/BIs0ZLbo #
  • Looking at the CeltX ecosystem for my screenwriting and pre-pro process. iPad support and collaboration are key. http://t.co/6u0CVxaa #
  • Once the iPad app is real, I'm going to dive into learning Scrivener for all my other writing. Very cool workflow! http://t.co/4mpf8SR7 #
  • I've cut most processed sugar from my diet this week…and I feel terrible – dizziness, headaches, generally crappiness. Coincidence? #
  • What's missing here, of course, are pics of guys trimming the hedges with lightsabers.
    http://t.co/NBdLY3z8 #
  • Ahhh, the 70's…that innocent time when a boy could own an atomic sub for less than $7.00.
    http://t.co/0wRIonVN #
  • The FUNman wants you to serve the Lord and win prizes, because the world is on fire! http://t.co/gBgbcF5p #
  • Saw a promo for Doomsday Preppers on Nat Geo. Is it bad that I think of this as a how-to show? http://t.co/aQN2ZayB #
  • It just occurred to me that maybe Pixar cancelled the film "Newt" because of the election this year. #wackyconspiracytheory #
  • According to many major news sources, Joe Paterno has passed. According to others, he has not. Fact check, people. #
  • Please apprise me of any Twitter reports of my death. I like to be kept in the loop on these things. #
  • Okay, is this text accurate? RT @TheBobbyFlay: Just received a text from my alma mater, Penn State: JoePa has passed away at 85 #
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15
Jan

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

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  • Disney World let's you get your Top Gear on! http://t.co/WWhtizsT #
  • Let's recap: Squinkies, Zinkies, Fijits, Kachooz, Stompies, Singamajigs, Zoobles… We are living in the age of truly stupid toys. #
  • There shall be rolling. Oh, yes, there shall. #
  • Kudos to ESPN for the Honey Badger jazz segment. The GoPro on the trombone slide was a nice touch. #
  • I know that look on Jefferson's face. It's called "The Gino Toretta." #
  • INJURY ALERT: Bama players are getting cramps from helping LSU players up off the ground. #RollTide #
  • Roll. Tide. #
  • I think it's safe to say Red Tails will win the box office in this state in two weeks. That George Lucas – always thinking… #RollTide #
  • Last April, I had a dream that Bama won national championships in football and basketball. Halfway there. #RollTide #
  • RT @AlabamaFTBL: NATIONAL CHAMPIONS #
  • ESPN just announced it: Bama wins the AP national championship. No split title this year! #RollTide #
  • Update on CJ Mosley from @aldotcom: http://t.co/eBE6ogCa #
  • Graphic on ESPN right now: "Should LSU have went with Jarrett Lee?" WENT!? Apparently, they've learned grammar from my Facebook newsfeed. #
  • RT @realsouthernmen: Real Southern Rule #19 Get A Dog http://t.co/pjV0R7kB #
  • Reading @robkroese's How to Self-Publish Your Novel in 12 Easy Steps Over 6 Short Days Without Really Trying…or something like that. #
  • The mid-January resolutions have begun. Feeling like I'm gonna hurl now… #
  • finished Self-Publish Your Novel: Lessons from an Indie Publishing Success Story by Robert Kroese http://t.co/9PTS095A #Kindle #
  • Sometimes you just feel funny. Tonight I feel unfunny. #
  • Tonight, we're having crustless quiche. Tomorrow night, it'll be quicheless crust…you know, to even things out. #
  • There are days when you do one thing. Then there are days when you do something else that is a pun or a witty twist on that thing. #
  • Bearded Stiffenpinscher. Enough said. RT @realsouthernmen: The Real Southern guide to designer dog breeds: http://t.co/NoOk8fAs #
  • Any http://t.co/gPuP8xEy bloggers out there using the WordAds program? #
  • I just saw that today is the 13th Friday. I could swear there were more than 12 Fridays prior to today, but what do I know? #
  • I could swear Double-A batteries are lighter after they're expended. @donttrythis and the rest of the Mythbusters should investigate. #
  • I don't think Kris Jenner has any place to ask what's appropriate for people to spread with their fame. #MissAmerica #
  • The PS3 frees you from the drudgery of watching TV and playing games to allow you to download software updates without interruption. #
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8
Jan

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08

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  • Started the year off by watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, just the kind of cock-eyed optimism I needed to launch 2012. #
  • Today is the first day of the rest of your life. For me, it's day 96. (It's a complicated equation. Don't ask.) #
  • Working on my 2012 goals. Do I need a passport to conquer a third world country? #
  • I don't feel so well, so naturally I'm having a ham sandwich. If this doesn't do it, I'll be forced to fry up some bacon. #
  • Looking forward to this weekend's http://t.co/yVffK0Qa All-Natural Homemade Southern Biscuit Bowl. #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, home of cuts so fine surgeons study their skill. #
  • Last night with Merry, the web-footed, possibly tree-climbing Weimaraner-Catahoula mix. Smartest dog ever! #
  • I think I'm allergic to my own nose. #
  • "Walkabout" is to #Lost as "That Still Small Voice" is to #OnceUponATime That's the episode that will hook you. #
  • Merry's back with her mother. Many tears shed by everyone in our family upon saying goodbye. Have a good life, sweet puppy. #
  • Another fine day at @OutpostPictures, where there are strangely no pictures of outposts. #
  • Like I always say, give @OutpostPictures a whole bunch of nothing, and they'll give you an award-winning something. #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, where I drop the average IQ by at least half. #
  • It's like the BCS games – except that Orange Bowl debacle: RT @realsouthernmen: OT Time in the Sweets Showdown http://t.co/EGH0PYVw #
  • Still at @OutpostPictures, where excellence in post-production is bound neither by time nor space…but they still bill by the hour. #
  • Man, I'm really excited about starting my mid-January resolutions in a week or two! #
  • Back at @OutpostPictures, purveyors of miracles with a mouse, style with a stylus. #
  • It looks like I just may get a weekend after all. #
  • Waiting for the pie @ Jim Davenport's Pizza Palace http://t.co/A5Q1NkCr #
  • Inspired by reality TV families with multitudes of children, I decided to keep a headcount of my 2 kids today. I lost count a few times. #
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